Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be all about romance. For those skipping the candlelit dinners and looking for a more exciting way to spend the day, Miami has a range of Anti-Valentine’s Day events featuring themed parties, drinks, and live music. From bottomless brunch to high-energy dance floors, these events offer plenty of ways to enjoy the day on your own terms.
Batch Gastropub Miami is hosting an Anti-Valentine’s Day celebration with $20 bottomless mimosas, sangrias, and bellinis. The menu includes Batch Wings with Nashville Hot, Buffalo with blue cheese, and Sticky Chili Glaze with Dorito dust. Other options include Chicken N’ Waffles with buttermilk fried chicken, pecan-whiskey candied bacon, bourbon maple, and the Batch Attack Burger, featuring a brisket and short rib patty, mac attack croqueta, and cherrywood-smoked cheddar.
Wynwood Marketplace is throwing a Stop Light Party where guests wear wristbands to indicate their relationship status—green for single, red for taken, and yellow for “complicated.” The event includes live music, food, and drinks from local vendors. The Art Walk at Wynwood Marketplace also returns on February 15, featuring live art demonstrations, vendor stalls, and a complimentary vodka cocktail for the first 100 RSVPs before 5 PM.
Tomorrowland Miami is hosting its Don’t Text Your Ex! Anti V-Day Party, starting with happy hour specials from 5 PM to 8 PM, including $5 draught beer, $6 wine, and $7 well drinks. The main event begins at 9 PM with DJ performances and Valentine’s Day-themed cocktails such as the Don’t Text Your Ex.
Clevelander South Beach is throwing a Single Awareness Day (S.A.D.) Party on February 14. Drink specials include $12 SAD Frozen Miami Vice, $14 Candela Rum Spritz, and $30 High Noon Hard Seltzer Buckets. Moët & Chandon bottles are available for $100, making it a go-to spot for those skipping traditional Valentine’s plans.
The Dead Flamingo Pop-Up at Casa Tiki is hosting DtMF Valentine’s Day, a Bad Bunny-themed celebration running from 9 PM to 1 AM. This private, ticketed event features a live DJ, giveaways, themed drinks, and a complimentary welcome shot.